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		<title>Una vecchietta entra in farmacia e fa&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barzelletta girl</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Dottore, menta forte!<br />
ed il farmacista guardandola bene in faccia<br />
- Bella gnocca&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Un uomo entra in farmacia:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un uomo entra in farmacia-Buonasera,devo comprare un preservativo-. Il farmacista:-Bene,guardi,le devo vendere una scatola integra..comunque c&#8217;è quella da 6 che è molto conveniente!- E l&#8217;uomo,al quanto alterato,ribatte:-ne voglio uno solo!- Allora il farmacista,paziente..:-mi spiace ma non posso accontentarla,non decido io queste cose,comunque se è un problema di soldi,puo pagare la prossima volta..- Il cliente sempre [...]]]></description>
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Il farmacista:-Bene,guardi,le devo vendere una scatola integra..comunque c&#8217;è quella da 6 che è molto conveniente!- E l&#8217;uomo,al quanto alterato,ribatte:-ne voglio uno solo!-<br />
Allora il farmacista,paziente..:-mi spiace ma non posso accontentarla,non decido io queste cose,comunque se è un problema di soldi,puo pagare la prossima volta..-<br />
Il cliente sempre più nervoso dice:-Va bene mi dia la scatola da 6,e tenga il resto!- Alchè prende la confezione,la apre,si mette in tasca un preservativo e,con gli occhi lucidi,butta nel cestino i rimanenti,saluta e va verso l&#8217;uscita.<br />
Il farmacista chiede:-Ma,scusi! Perche buttarli una volta pagati?? Ed il cliente ormai visibilmente commosso singhiozza&#8230;:-VOGLIO SMETTERE!!!-</p>
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