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	<title>Barzellette &#187; meccanico</title>
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		<title>Una signorina si reca dal meccanico.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 15:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barzelletta girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- i pneumatici della mia vettura si consumano troppo in fretta! - Per forza! Guardi qui: lei viaggia con il freno a mano tutto tirato&#8230; - Quella è la leva del freno a mano? - Certo, che cosa credeva che fosse? - Credevo che servisse per appendere la borsetta&#8230; Condividi questa barzelletta con i tuoi [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- i pneumatici della mia vettura si consumano troppo in fretta!<br />
- Per forza! Guardi qui: lei viaggia con il freno a mano tutto tirato&#8230;<br />
- Quella è la leva del freno a mano?<br />
- Certo, che cosa credeva che fosse?<br />
- Credevo che servisse per appendere la borsetta&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Tra amici</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 20:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barzelletta girl</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Parlavo oggi col mio carrozziere riguardo alla morte,<br />
e lui mi ha confessato che dopo la sua morte vuole essere&#8230; cromato!</p>
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		<title>Il meccanico al cliente:</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barzelletta girl</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Guardi che il problema è molto più grave di quello che pensavo&#8230; la sua batteria ha bisogno di un&#8217;auto nuova!</p>
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